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Once there were these two (2) archeologists who had experienced most of the
world's excitement (as far as archeology goes). However, there was one
item of interest they had not yet discovered. It was rumor, mostly. It
was the Green Gorilla. After some research, they took off in a plane
from New York City for Africa. Landing in a major city, they asked
of the natives if he had heard of the green gorilla. He said yes, and
could give them directions, only if they promised that if, by some
chance they found the green gorilla, not to touch it. They agreed and
drove off to another, more remote town.
Upon arriving, they asked a native if she had heard of the green
gorilla. She said yes, and could give them directions to a supposed
hidden village, if they promised not to touch the green gorilla if
they found it. They agreed and headed out. After some walking
they found the village, and, after asking a villager, were given
directions to it's habitat only after swearing they would not touch
the green gorilla if they were lucky enough to find it.
Well, believe it or not, our 2 archeologists actually came across a
clearing, and sure enough there sat the green gorilla. It seemed to
be asleep. In the shock and the excitement of actually finding it,
one of the archeologists must have forgotten his promises, for he
walked up and touched the green gorilla.
Words alone could not describe the result. The green gorilla awoke
and roared in anger. Immediately the 2 archeologists started to run,
but the green gorilla followed, leaving destruction in it's path!
They managed to make it back to the village, found their truck and
started to drive away. They thought they were safe, but as they
looked behind them the gorilla was keeping chase (not leaving much
of the village standing)! They made it back to the city, the green
gorilla still in pursuit, drove to the airport, found their plane and
tried to make an emergency take-off. Just as they got their plane off
the ground the green gorilla grabbed hold of the tail and hung on!
They thought they could shake it off, but the green gorilla would not
let go and worse yet, was slowly making it's way to the front of the
plane! They landed back in New York City and ran for cover, the green
gorilla right behind leaving a wreck trucks, planes--whatever got in
it's way!
They ran to the air traffic tower (the only safe looking ediface).
Their hopes of safety were soon lost when green gorilla came crashing
through the wall! They went up to the top, still being chased. Once
there they realized they were trapped. The green gorilla continued his
stalk, tearing equipment out of the wall and floor in his frenzy. As
the two huddled in the corner afraid for their lives, the green gorilla
got closer. As the end neared, the green gorilla lifted one of it's
mighty arms, reached out and touched the archeologist saying
"Tag. You're it!"
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